i was drivin a long distance and i had to take a leak i stuck the head of my dick in a gatoraid bottle and it swelled up can you tell me something i could think of to make the swelling go down if it should happen again?
2007-12-23 00:03:56 · 7 answers · asked by daren s 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Think of Rosie O' Donnell. If that doesn't work, try Whoopie Goldberg
2007-12-23 00:07:50 · answer #1 · answered by Doctor DNC 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't pee in the bottle in the first place. No peeing into a bottle, which means you won't get stuck in a bad position and no embarrassing trip to Emergency.
2007-12-23 01:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by Lance W 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Think of a naked HILLARY,all the sags and bags,the braided arm pits and hairy legs.
And the fact that her mouth is never closed.
Congradulations on finally getting your ******** to swell.
2007-12-23 01:28:06 · answer #3 · answered by granddad1070@sbcglobal.net 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
think of nancy pelosi telling you to come back to bed its cold. thatl do the trick. works fine for constipation or the need to release flattulence as well.
2007-12-23 02:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by koalatcomics 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why the hell did you put your head in a bottle? (If that's too subtle ask a grown up to explain it to you).
2007-12-23 00:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by J I H 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
in future don't stick it in that far.
and like using a cel phone when driving, please pull over to the side when you mind is not on the road.
2007-12-23 08:20:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bill, does Hillary know you're on the computer again?
2007-12-23 00:12:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋