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Play dumb until I return

2007-12-22 23:48:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

I can see your house from here

2007-12-22 23:58:08 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Fox 5 · 2 0

according to the imagination of Joseph Smith Junior (author of 'the book of Mormon') Jesus visited the americas after his crucifiction.
his last words were
"And the Holy Ghost beareth record of the Father and me; and the Father giveth the Holy Ghost unto the children of men, because of me. "


and lets face it, Jesus' words as imagined by Joe Smith are no more and no less important than the words, as imagined by the old world writers of the NT

2007-12-23 00:04:59 · answer #2 · answered by Vinni and beer 7 · 1 0

dude, Jesus left this world 2000 years ago and the US of A was established 231 years ago. Do the math!

2007-12-23 00:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by shiluomi 4 · 1 1

When Jesus was dying on the cross, He turned His eyes to Heaven and said " Father forgive them, for they know not what they do " But these words were said to the people living at that time!

2007-12-22 23:53:12 · answer #4 · answered by Gerry 7 · 1 4

"I will have mercy, and not sacrifice." Matt. 9:13.

And there is more to back up that verse.

2007-12-22 23:56:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

his last words were "holy shiate"

2007-12-22 23:56:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Kick muslim butt until I return.

2007-12-22 23:51:04 · answer #7 · answered by Traveler 5 · 0 2

be careful, the cowboys are coming to rape your land

2007-12-22 23:57:26 · answer #8 · answered by kimht 6 · 0 2

Same as to everyone: 'I am with you always.'

PS This is looking good, but I'd like to go for breaking my record of 'thumbs'. Please help

2007-12-22 23:53:19 · answer #9 · answered by za 7 · 1 4

I believe it was "Damn, this hat is dark."

2007-12-22 23:53:22 · answer #10 · answered by Faesson 7 · 0 1

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