Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
2007-12-22 23:17:28 · 7 answers · asked by Sofiya 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehehehehehe...sweet :)
2007-12-22 23:36:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sofia, see you after a long time. nice humour, a return gift for you...........
Prime minister visited a mental hospital without notice. He meets a patient....
patient: Who are you?
P.M. : I am prime minister of this country.
patient: Even I said so when admitted, but don't worry, You will be alright soon.
2007-12-23 15:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by JJ SHROFF 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4 but is good 1
2007-12-23 20:29:22 · answer #3 · answered by Nihar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahaha..... Lol rofl lmao..... I am rolling in my chair laughing...... That was gooood...
I had never heard it before..
2007-12-23 00:49:57 · answer #4 · answered by Ann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee, an oldie but a goodie! ;-P
2007-12-22 23:43:10 · answer #5 · answered by Jojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke
2007-12-23 00:18:23 · answer #6 · answered by chidambaram k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy crap!! ROFLMAO!!! That was good!! *star* for you!
2007-12-23 04:06:01 · answer #7 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋