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I have an orange tabby named Emmett. He is just over 4 years old. Besides from being the cutest orange tabby in the world, as well as the smartest, he also hides a hidden desire to take over the world. He tells me his plans in a series of meows and chirps.

When the time arrives for this force of power, his one weakness is crackers. It may be our only hope.

2007-12-22 18:09:31 · 10 answers · asked by CreepyOwl 2 in Pets Cats

Any kind of cracker really. The cracked wheat would be his most desired cracker type.

2007-12-22 19:29:50 · update #1

10 answers

OH NO WHY DIDNT U WARN US SOONER
ive got to pack,book a plane ticket to nowhere,LOTS AND LOTS OF CRACKERS!(what kind does he like?)and get ready to hide 4 a very long time!
WHY R U ONLY JUST TELLING US NOW!???????
if u did id be ready to leave by now!!!i hope we all live through his soon 2 b evil rain of terror!



RUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-22 18:59:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I think all orange tabbies OR ginger tabbies in the uk are set to take over the world I think they are aliens my gingie has a soft spot for fish sticks wave a fish stick infront of him and his plans of world domination are just a distant memory until next time

2007-12-22 21:16:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

I really dont think your orange tabby will be taking over the world anytime soon. It sounds like you really admire your orange tabby. I'm glad that your cat has goals, now maybe you can set some of your own...and ask some real questions...

2007-12-22 18:22:56 · answer #3 · answered by JJPITTIE 2 · 1 2

LMAO if your fate laid in the hands of your orange tabby cat, you would be in trouble. Do you watch Pinky and The Brain?

2007-12-22 18:27:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Knowing cats he probably thinks he already owns the world.

2007-12-22 18:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 1 0

So THAT'S who my cat was on the phone with the other day! All I heard was "diabolical" "foolproof" and "Swiss bank account" :-0!!

2007-12-22 19:05:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

When did you get out of the looney-bin?

Someone needs to see a psychologist.

2007-12-22 18:12:44 · answer #7 · answered by Madison 6 · 0 2

I am a cracker crusher!

2007-12-22 18:14:42 · answer #8 · answered by StellaArt 1 · 0 1

yummy

2007-12-22 18:18:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Hell No

2007-12-22 18:32:49 · answer #10 · answered by Will 2 · 0 1