2007-12-22 14:56:53 · 14 answers · asked by Buke 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
you dont know this?! here are the steps:
1)Roudolph dims his nose
2)they drop in elevation to avoid radar detection
3) santa stows the bells on the sleigh
4) If any SAM's (Surface to Air Missile) pick up Santa and launch, Santa deploys "gumdrop flares" Unlike other flares, these actually make the SAM happy and joyful so it doesnt blow up.
4-1) After the SAM launch santa makes an EXTRA special out of the way trip to drop coal grenades in the infidels shoes.
5) Santa relys on a super secret satellite to relay his location to his own personal Gingerbread GPS which is one of a kind.
2007-12-22 15:46:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Holly Raindeer, and a lot of present falling out of the sky.
Somebody asked the question as to what would happen to Santa if he was to fly threw a wind farm. You know the gaint fan blades.
It was a great pic.
2007-12-22 23:12:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His reindeer sleigh uses advanced stealth technology to make it harder to be detected by radar. Upon detection, the rein deers would accelerate to a maximum speed of mach 20 leaving any missiles trailing a safe distance behind.
2007-12-22 23:42:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa has NP (North Pole) level clearance with all the world's military, he can even fly over Area 51.
2007-12-22 23:05:16 · answer #4 · answered by Gray Wanderer 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
He's has been grant Top Secret clearance to go through and will be escort. You can hear him travel through you area of your local scanner. He will be the Unidentified Flying Object
2007-12-22 23:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by path2631 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well,he's got the beard goin' on and a sack full of weapons of mass destruction (as far as ground control knows)...He should be welcomed with open arms.
2007-12-22 23:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
he'll be escorted by u.s. air force f-15s to insure his prompt arrival and safety.
2007-12-23 00:22:17 · answer #7 · answered by dsm37127 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably get shot down and beheaded, thats if he go's there at all since they dont belive in him or the baby jesus.
2007-12-23 00:08:24 · answer #8 · answered by billy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They grant him immunity on that night.
2007-12-22 23:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by G-gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back in the olden days they gave him escort, I don't know what they do now......
2007-12-22 23:05:53 · answer #10 · answered by Fauna 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋