Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds!"
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says. "Worked for your ar.se, didn't it?"
2007-12-22 14:28:28 · 25 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds like Tiger Lily, of Northolt fame.
or was it her dad.
2007-12-24 06:39:08 · answer #1 · answered by Cycwynner 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao, you never fail at getting me to laugh out loud. Have you ever thought about being a comedian?
2007-12-23 14:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ineversaidiwasperfect 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO....hahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-12-22 22:32:26 · answer #3 · answered by 1 UnIqUe InDiViDuAl 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when reading this, all sorts of endings sprung to mind,but never expected that one,if i was a woman id have laughed my boobs off.lolol
2007-12-23 00:29:32 · answer #4 · answered by fozz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Freaking AWESOME
2007-12-22 23:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by Snarfer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, I get it! That was hilarious! Love this joke so much.. here's a star for you.
2007-12-22 23:07:17 · answer #6 · answered by Brendiie™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!!!
hahaha omg I'm still laughing
xD
2007-12-22 22:35:34 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh sugar. Nice one.
2007-12-22 22:34:27 · answer #8 · answered by D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
Merry Christmas.
2007-12-23 05:20:41 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi jock man, very good, happy christmas
2007-12-23 12:15:18 · answer #10 · answered by bluebrancall 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋