One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos"
So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos"
Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said
"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!
2007-12-22 14:22:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!!! That was funny! *star* for you.
2007-12-22 14:26:31 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was an awesome joke! Here's a star for you. Can't stop laughing.
2007-12-22 23:11:05 · answer #2 · answered by Brendiie™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol my friend told me this joke but i wanted to read it anyway lolz jeep up the good work!
2007-12-22 22:26:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOOOOOOH SNAP!!! ROFLMAO!!! That was sooo funny!!! You def get a star for this one!!!
2007-12-25 14:31:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe funny sandwich making~~!! star for you!! =D
2007-12-22 22:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by »D* ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooohhh nooo hahahahahaah omg hahahahhahaah nasty hahahahahhaa::::))))))) hahaha im using this tomorrow hahaha
2007-12-22 22:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww pmsl
2007-12-22 23:55:48 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious..
I never heard that one before.. Great one..
Stared it.. !!
Got any other good ones to share..
Thanks for the great laugh
Deb :)
2007-12-22 22:29:26 · answer #8 · answered by debbie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You make me laught!
2007-12-23 12:50:09 · answer #9 · answered by nonconformiststraightguy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Po' Baby!
I feel sorry for him.
That's so gross!
2007-12-22 22:28:43 · answer #10 · answered by Suzy Q 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋