To ensure a good winter of skiing I am wondering to whom I should pray and how. Multiple deities acceptable.
2007-12-22 14:05:44 · 6 answers · asked by Dubious 1 in Sports ➔ Winter Sports ➔ Snow Skiing
Go to your local ski hill and light a fire just outside of the snowmaking garage. When the fire has reached charcoal status, place a grill rack on the fire. Then lay wonderfully marbled steaks on the rack. Place copius cases of beer near the door of the snowmaking garage. When steaks have reached appropriate temperature and beer is chilled...knock three times on the snowmaking garage door. Offer liquid refreshment and savory meat to the snowmaking staff.
If the outside temperature is below 28F, the well nourished snowmakers will do their magic. If above 28F they will go back inside and take a nap.
2007-12-22 14:21:50 · answer #1 · answered by Willie D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Biggie Smalls
2007-12-24 02:23:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bing Crosby
2007-12-22 14:13:21 · answer #3 · answered by Catholic717 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray to the great goddess Rosingnol.
Okay, that's not really a goddess -- but they make good skis and that's what you need -- not prayer.
2007-12-22 14:13:45 · answer #4 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my friends and I want snow we just sacrifice some virgins to the snow gods. The more virgins one sacrifices the more snow they will receive.
2007-12-25 05:04:38 · answer #5 · answered by teamfischersl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ullr. Or, if you are Australian, Hughie. They seem to like sacrifices of chocolate.
2007-12-22 20:29:50 · answer #6 · answered by iansand 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋