A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins-if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
2007-12-22 13:57:32 · 15 answers · asked by henpeg29 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny...but I have heard this one many times over the years already.
thanks for sharing a smile, anyway.
2007-12-22 14:08:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have one for YOU! ... A traveling salesman knocks on a door. A little boy, bout 7 or 8, answers the door smoking a pipe and drinking a martini dressed in a silk smoking jacket. The salesman asks,"Little boy, are your parents at home?" to which the little boy replies,"And just what the heck do YOU think?"
2007-12-22 22:09:09 · answer #2 · answered by BIYATCH! 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Its good but you gotta say that juan is pronounced one otherwise its just weird!
2007-12-22 22:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 i shall be using that at the dinner table this xmas!
2007-12-22 22:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by Tara H 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol! so funny love it i am totally going to tell my friends that!
2007-12-22 22:07:31 · answer #5 · answered by LOLgirl362 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-12-22 22:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha oh man.
that's priceless.
star for you (:
merry christmas
2007-12-22 22:37:19 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Big Red♥ is TTC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this one got me in stitches *
2007-12-22 22:14:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-12-22 22:09:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny..lol
2007-12-23 00:02:51 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋