Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
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Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?
A. Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!
Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes???
A. LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)
Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.
Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party?
A. The Invitation !
Q. Why are there so many blonde jokes?
A. Because the blondes are out with all the men, the brunettes and redheads have nothing better to do on Friday and Saturday nights.
2007-12-22 10:05:58 · 15 answers · asked by maghadeera 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
these are just jokes guys no offense I truly didnt mean to hurt anyone !
Sorry if i did
2007-12-22 10:13:14 · update #1
I am blonde...love these jokes!
2007-12-22 10:09:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
the last one is dumb. the first one is better. blonds are dumb, not the brunettes. the true answer to the last one is because the blonds had weird moms. have u seen blond moms? " i would like a pink purse to match my lipstick" shut up!!!
2007-12-22 18:17:27 · answer #2 · answered by alicia<3 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Q:what do you call a black and blue, bloody, blonde lying by the railroad tracks?
A: she's the ***** that came up with the last couple!
2007-12-22 18:15:12 · answer #3 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Q. How does a blonde like her egges in the morning?
A. Unfertilized
2007-12-22 18:09:30 · answer #4 · answered by JCMemphis 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The first ones good, but as a brunette, I'm offended by the last couple.
2007-12-22 18:09:40 · answer #5 · answered by iliketurtles 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-22 18:45:23 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a brunette with a sense of humour, I thought they were excellent!
2007-12-22 18:17:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
they are stupid if they are blond jokes y are they about brunettes I am hurt I HATE THESE JOKES
2007-12-23 20:15:15 · answer #8 · answered by Kelsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the last one best
ahahahaha
2007-12-22 18:09:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
none are that funny actually. and im not saying that cuz' im blond! no!! they just aren't funny like other ones i've heard.
2007-12-22 18:13:40 · answer #10 · answered by dragoncat 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋