Safety Instruction posted on the wall of a lecture theatre
" In case of fire,shout, FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! "
2007-12-22 10:02:15 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank god they posted the sign. Imagine if some one had shouted the wrong thing!!!!
2007-12-22 10:10:42 · answer #1 · answered by izzi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
makes me lol but you'd be surprised how many people panic in an emergency most of the time those signs are put there because of some boob that was to dumb to know any better like the guy that pushes when it says pull or that lady that sewed McDonald's because her fresh coffee burnt her lip now the cups say be careful hot liquid inside
2007-12-22 18:32:38 · answer #2 · answered by jim.jim1978 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa. I love those kind of signs. One saign I saw said
"No dropping cigarrette butts on the ground. The cockroaches are getting cancer"
And another one was " High Voltage! WARNING: Fatal. $200 fine."
I saw another sign that said "WARNING: midgets might beat you at limbo."
And my fav is "Poor English, GREAT Oriental Food!"
I love those kinda signs!
2007-12-22 18:08:47 · answer #3 · answered by :) erinn. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Thats awesome!
2007-12-22 18:05:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds fair enough never mind all this
ALERT NEIGHBOURS AWAIT HELP JUMP OUT THE NEAREST WINDOW
BUT NO! GRAB A MATTRESS FIRST
MANOVER IT THROUGH THE WINDOW.
THEN JUMP
REALISE YOU HAVENT DIALED 999
REPEAT ABOVE
2007-12-22 18:07:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-12-22 18:05:38 · answer #6 · answered by t.bone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i walked into a supermarket to day and they had a sign that said no food or drink in this store:S
2007-12-22 18:06:11 · answer #7 · answered by domisginger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya, it gave me a tickle.
2007-12-22 18:05:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2007-12-22 21:24:04 · answer #9 · answered by flowersinthewind 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is soooooo useful........to wake everybody up,at least
now I did not say that everyone falls asleep on lectures........did I really say that...!
2007-12-22 18:54:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋