One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions.
So the teacher says "OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red"
Little Suzy pipes up "I know, it's a tomato".
"No but you're thinking, it's an apple" replies the teacher.
So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says "I am holding onto something that is round, hard, and has a head on it"
"Go to the principals office" says the teacher.
"No but you're thinking", say Johnny, "It's a quarter"
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2007-12-22 09:30:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that it so funny
2007-12-22 09:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by ski ice123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres another version of it::
Little Johnny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a 'Guess Whats Behind My Back' game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item.
She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY.
Little Johnny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no little Johnny, its a button, But I like the way you think.
So the teacher goes gack to her desk picks up another item. She says, okay class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT.
Little Johnny replies I know teacher,its a banana. The teacher replies, no little Johnny, its a tennis ball. But I like the way you think.
At this point little johny is furious.
Okay teacher, this one's for you, he stuck his hand in his pocket and said okay what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD.
The teacher says, Little johnny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble.
Little johnny replies, for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think......
2007-12-22 17:40:06 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Kaely! ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-22 18:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He-He, I couldn't figure out what it was!! A quarter never came to mind!! Good one!!
2007-12-22 17:36:13 · answer #4 · answered by Trea (pron.tree) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what has 100 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk??
MY ZIPPER
2007-12-22 17:33:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would have guessed a "nail". Good one! lol.
2007-12-22 20:50:08 · answer #6 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny
2007-12-22 17:34:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe beautiful
2007-12-22 17:35:05 · answer #8 · answered by dejavu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah
2007-12-22 22:38:05 · answer #9 · answered by ☮♡♥ ツ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-12-22 17:46:50 · answer #10 · answered by iliketurtles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahaah thats hilarious!!!
2007-12-22 17:33:05 · answer #11 · answered by Alyssa <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋