Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a p.i.s.s.!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is ’urinate.’
Please use the word ’urinate’ in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You’re an eight, but if you had bigger t.i.t.s, you’d be a ten!!!"
Please star if you like!
2007-12-22 09:27:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha omg thats funny
lol heres a star! =)
2007-12-22 09:30:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-22 18:23:42 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one. for added effect use my dad says you’re an eight, but if you had bigger t.i.t.s, you’d be a ten
2007-12-22 20:06:48 · answer #3 · answered by Gary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic, best one I've heard all day! Loved it. Have a star. lol.
2007-12-22 20:53:27 · answer #4 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny where do u get these?
2007-12-22 17:37:01 · answer #5 · answered by Silly Kid =P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How Many more johnny jokes? :S
2007-12-22 17:50:17 · answer #6 · answered by ??????????? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
star
2007-12-22 18:12:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol only four out of five though
2007-12-23 20:18:40 · answer #8 · answered by Kelsey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG, funny!!! had to tell this one to my hubby!!!
2007-12-22 17:37:33 · answer #9 · answered by Trea (pron.tree) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny!
2007-12-22 23:53:37 · answer #10 · answered by The Advisor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋