A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired
a new CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all
slackers.
On a tour of the building, the CEO noticed a young man leaning on a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them
know that he meant business!
The new CEO walked up to the man leaning against the wall
and asked, "How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and
replied, "I make £125 a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the man £500 in cash and screamed,
"Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling
pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked,
"Does anyone want to tell me what that plonker did here?"
From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery boy from
Domino's."
2007-12-22 08:00:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tootie
2007-12-22 08:03:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a very old joke. They used to tell it about a guy from UPS but it had the same punchline.
2007-12-22 08:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like something my boss would do
2007-12-22 08:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by Chief High Commander, UAN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeh a typical ceo....thick as shite
2007-12-22 10:29:25 · answer #4 · answered by puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha
suckerr
lmbo
2007-12-22 08:03:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good ha ha ,,,
2007-12-22 08:13:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-22 14:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*grins*
2007-12-22 08:03:26 · answer #8 · answered by Taryn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋