good jokes???

Question

need sum gd jokes help!!!!!!

Answer 1

Nuns misbehaving ...



The nuns at the local convent had their daily announcement session.

Mother superior walked out in front of the 100 nuns with a very serious
frown on her face. She began to speak.....

Mother Superior: "A sinful deed was committed here, yesterday."

99 nuns: "Oh, no!"
1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!"

Mother Superior: "Today I found a pair of men's underwear."

99 nuns: "Oh, no!"
1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!"

Mother Superior: "And I also found a condom."

99 nuns: "Oh, no!"
1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!"

Mother Superior: "And it has been used."

99 nuns: "Oh, no!"
1 nun: "Hee, Hee, Hee!"

Mother Superior: "And there is a hole in it!"

1 nun: "Oh no!"
99 nuns: "Hee, Hee, Hee!!!"

Answer 2

Subject: Ear Hair


EAR HAIR
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to
the
veterinarian.
He found that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep
this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover
and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.
At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this
under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."
The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a
couple of days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must
know,
I'm using it on my schnauzer."
The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

Answer 3

There was a farmer with three daughters that were all going on their first datethat night. The farmer decides to lock his daughters up and greet their dates at the door with a shotgun to see if they're suitable for his daughters. The first guy arrive and says, " Hi, I'm joe, im here for flo, we're going to the show, is she ready to go?" and the farmer ok's it. The next guy arrives and says, " Hi, I'm eddy, here for betty, we're goin to eat some spaghetti, is she ready?" And the farmer says, "sure, here you go." The last guy arrives and says, " Hi I'm chuck," and the farmer shoots him :)

Answer 4

How do you keep a blond entertained?

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Problems with beer

There was a grasshopper, a centipede, and a snail. They were drinking some beer, but they ran out. So the grasshopper said " I would get some, but my hopping will shake up the beer, that we will end up spraying ourselves". The snail said " I would go, but I'm too slow". So they sent the centipede. It was over 2 hours, and the centipede still didn't come back. "Lets go look for him" said the snail. They found him at the front door, still tying his shoes.>.<

Hope you liked it!!!!!

Answer 5

i need a good lay, but i dotn think thats gonna be for a while - unless u know someone who will deflower an 18 year old woman

Answer 6

What nationality are you when your in the bathroom? European.

Answer 7

If crime doesn't pay does that mean that i am a criminal?