2007-12-22 06:26:22 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Boxing is a violent sport.
Jesus would not play.
2007-12-22 06:28:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Well that's 3 to 1 so I'll give you 3 guesses and the first 2 don't count.
Besides Satan already got busted by Jesus and God. Santa would NOT be caught DEAD with Satan on his team.
2007-12-22 14:31:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus and The Lord Almighty
2007-12-22 14:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you've followed South Park over the years then you would know the outcomes. Santa would initally kick Jesus's butt until he is talked into reason by the children (and Brian Boitano). Satan likewise would initially appear to be winning but would take the fall in order to collect all the bets that were wagered AGAINST Jesus.
Bwahahahaaaaaaaaaa
2007-12-22 14:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by Search first before you ask it 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you saying santa and satan are both against Jesus?
Jesus is God Almighty (the holy trinity).
He has told us in the Bible what will happen when the Earth ends and He returns for His followers;
Revelation 20:10
Then the Devil, who betrayed them, was thrown ino the lake of fire that burns with sulfur, joining the beast and the false prophet. There they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.
The LORD ALMIGHTY REIGNS FOR ETERNITY, YEAH!!!!
2007-12-22 14:38:47 · answer #5 · answered by Brenee 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think Jesus can box.
I think Satan would hit him over the head with a chair while Santa leaps off the ropes, delivering a bone-crushing pile driver.
God, meanwhile, will be causing a bear to murder some children up in the box seats.
2007-12-22 14:31:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus
2007-12-22 14:29:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
the Bible tells Satan can kick Jesus's butte. Satan hoisted Jesus up on a mountain, Jesus din't do diddly for getting pushed around.
2007-12-22 14:45:24 · answer #8 · answered by Stewie Griffin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would Santa be on the side of Satan? Santa is based at least in part on St. Nicholas so he would hardly be on the "dark side" as it were.
2007-12-22 14:30:56 · answer #9 · answered by Kay3535 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As there is no difference between your right and left hand. What you want to do both the hands will help accordingly. So both Santa and Jesus are to help humanity.
Happy Christmas.
2007-12-22 14:30:31 · answer #10 · answered by Prince 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus and The Lord Almighty already won....waaaaaay back. Very interesting question though. Haha.
2007-12-22 14:30:27 · answer #11 · answered by live it up. 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋