a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate
Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
2007-12-22 02:39:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha right :p!
When I'm drunk I just can pronouce a sentence at all.
I begin with one, and it always ends with: ablabloea!
Or i spit to much.. not cool when you are trying to hit on somebody, haha!
2007-12-22 02:44:25 · answer #1 · answered by Silke Starkey 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2007-12-22 02:44:03 · answer #2 · answered by Voice of Reason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very very funny.
I'm stone cold sober & still can't say Specificity. It's like Nemo trying to say an anenome.
2007-12-22 02:52:04 · answer #3 · answered by stumpymosha 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hous shoo finsh zat oust. Yoush bens shdrinken aginsh?
2007-12-22 02:45:36 · answer #4 · answered by ed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very hard with a mouth full of vomit
2007-12-22 05:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh God all that brings back memories
lol
2007-12-22 03:09:55 · answer #6 · answered by Nana Susie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good, Macca.
2007-12-22 02:57:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i,m not a pheasant plucker i,m a pheasant pluckers son ..i spend all day plucking pheasants cos pheasant pluckings fun
2007-12-22 03:08:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't do half that when im sober let alone drunk :)
2007-12-22 02:46:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't have agreed more! LOL
2007-12-22 03:09:16 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋