He stuck it in on a dare and we don't want out parents finding out.
2007-12-22 02:00:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Just keep sticking vegetables up there, it'll eventually come out of his mouth.
2007-12-22 02:04:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you being serious? If you are and it is not coming out really easily when he tries to pass it and/or pull it out like you would imagine he would try, you need to get some help. If it is stuck and not treated promptly, he could be actually in real trouble. Chances are the doctor could tell you stories about even stranger things than cucumbers. I know it would be really embarrassing, but it would be much better than some internal injury left unattended. Maybe you are old enough for the doctors to not need to tell your folks, but I think that is not as important as making sure your brother is okay (and they would find out anyway if it caused problems and he got really sick, which could happen). If you won't go to the doctor, at least find a telephone medical advice/doctor service straight away and call and ask their opinion. I really hope you are joking about this and have a Happy Christmas.
2007-12-22 02:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by Max 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe a doc? He'll soon be constipated, big time.
A man once had to go to the hospital to remove a shot glass.
True story.
2007-12-22 02:06:32 · answer #3 · answered by ed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so sick dude!! Sick in a cool yet nasty way!! It takes a real man to stick a cucumber in his butt!!!! LOL!
2007-12-22 02:10:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know i shouldnt laugh but...hahaha..
anyway get some lubricant and try to gently ease it out. cucumber should be easy enough to get out anyway. tell him to push like he's taking a big dump.
2007-12-22 02:15:48 · answer #5 · answered by Alison C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! OMG, What if you guys need to go to the E.R. How embarrassing..But seriously you need to tell mom and dad....before it does become a serious matter...
2007-12-22 02:13:27 · answer #6 · answered by shootingstars957 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya'll are just way tooooo crazy!!!!
Maybe it'll come out with a bowel movement! lol
2007-12-22 02:04:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Salad tongs... the ones with sharp edges... then maybe he won't be such a nimrod next time...
:)
2007-12-22 02:07:20 · answer #8 · answered by thebe_gl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
youre proper crazzyyy!!!
like another person said, im sure it'll come out when he goes to the loo!!
madness...
2007-12-22 02:06:49 · answer #9 · answered by helen j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vaseline!!!!!
2007-12-22 02:24:46 · answer #10 · answered by Strawberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋