Why can't I meet you in real life?
2007-12-21 19:04:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
I may be lovely but nothing compared to u...
I promised myself that I will meet u one day, I have to give u THAT hug!
2007-12-22 15:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by Bélier 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course not. We're all hideous wretches in real life. Personally I have a hunchback, a hunchfront and two hunchsides. What hair I have has all moved to this one mole on my nose thats about the size of a Mini Cooper. I have two lazy eyes and a lazy ear. At least I brush every day, of course its easy when you only have one tooth left. My body is... well I'm not overweight for my height, but that's probably because I'm missing a leg... and an arm. And the arm is kinda gross and not healing very well, I think it might be infected. I just lost it about an hour ago so the rather unattractive strained grimace on my face is temporary, once I get to the hospital and they kill the pain then I'll be back to my usual ugly self. Did I mention the extreme curvature of my spine? Yes well it's so advanced that it has actually wrapped all the way down between my legs and back up again so my head is back where it was in the first place. My main head that is... my stunted second one (actually a undeveloped conjoined twin) pokes out of my shoulder and is rather deformed but he only shouts obscenities occasionally. So to answer your question, no. I'm a horrible disgusting deformed mutant inbred pinheaded circus freak with halitosis, really horrendous B.O., the worlds worst case of acne, eczema, dandruff, chronic flatulance, incontinence and terets syndrome. But I'm not so bad once you get to know me... wanna go out some time? I'm a good kisser!
2007-12-22 00:16:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm lovely outside and inside. Can't meet you in real life because my spouse thinks I'm lovely too.
2007-12-21 19:22:02 · answer #3 · answered by nannygoat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I am actually alot nicer in real life :) not that im not nice here but I am nicer in real life.. that would be nice to meet but being we are all in a different part of the world that would be hard but maybe someday with what Aussie is trying to plan :)
2007-12-22 02:26:33 · answer #4 · answered by Halawa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, some people r as lovely as they seem to be. u can meet me in ur real life, if u want
2007-12-21 19:09:39 · answer #5 · answered by kanak g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u know everyone can say that about hiself we can say im not lovely
but let the other juge
honey who is truely lovely satys lovely in all side of life as far as he is not faking but a fake lovely will soon be seen with his real face
let time and actions decide
2007-12-24 20:29:29 · answer #6 · answered by Cleopatra mohamed'redouane's mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously i dont think i sound lovely on Y!As lol but in real life i really am.
2007-12-22 01:52:17 · answer #7 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course all of us are lovely pple !!!!!!!!!!!!
havent you realize abt it?
Even...who told you that you cant meet us in real life??
To want is to can !!
Only wish it with all your strengh......may be Santa will bring you an air ticket to the place where some of us live...
Or.........who knows?? May be he brings some of us an air ticket to where you are now.
Merry Christmas hayate !!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-21 21:16:55 · answer #8 · answered by حلاَمبرا hallambra 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure i am .!!!
sweet as sugar ...
and "Why can't I meet you in real life?"
it's because we're half the globe away from each other.
Lebanon>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Australia
2007-12-22 00:20:15 · answer #9 · answered by HG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm lovelier in real life..just come down to Tripoli and I'll send you the address of my salon..yalla..lol
2007-12-22 01:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋