Are any of the following Christmas Traditions at your house as they are at mine??

Question

A. Drunken uncle dancing with lampshade on his head
B. Two or more screaming matches through out the day
C. Mother in law complaining about the meat being dry
D. After the meal Gramps plopping in chair, opening his pants, belching and letting out a loud fart
E. Grandma dropping her teeth in the mash potatoes

Got any of your own??

Answer 1

B. Two or more screaming matches through out the day

D. After the meal Gramps (only cross out Gramps, put uncle) plopping in chair, opening his pants, belching and letting out a loud fart(s)

My own:

1) We always make at least one visit to the local trauma center

2) My aunt breaks some important family heirloom/really expensive thing

3) My cousins (if present) do some damage to the property (putting holes in walls, taking Sharpies to the wood floor, etc.)

4) Some random person my mom picks up comes to Christmas dinner who is recovering from suicide, drugs, or alcohol and/or is a member of the local nudist colony

5) My lesbian aunt and my Mormon grandparents get into some raging argument

Good question. I was expecting it to be extremely boring, but it turned out funny.

Let the Christmas Carnage begin!

Answer 2

Let's not forget my brother rolling his eyes at whatever I got him, no matter what it is, because he always hates what I give him.... and the dog roaming about hoping for scraps. At least she's one b*tch that won't complain that the meat was dry, LOL!

Answer 3

we have a christmas eve party with long time family friends. most of my blood relatives have dead. so, we've adopted family. they're stuck with us. just the normal party stuff. we play bingo for money. that's about it.

Answer 4

When I was a kid, it was D. Now I am D.

Answer 5

D

Answer 6

no, lol