2007-12-21 12:41:25 · 26 answers · asked by Sir Joey the 3rd 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
can i be the drunken slutty elf that helps u and i will pass out vodka flavor candy canes
2007-12-21 15:59:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
1) I don't lie, especially to kids, and extra especially about Santa
2) You can get drunk and walk around the Mall all you want to, but if you mess with Santa... you gotta deal with me.
I may only be 5' and a lil over 100 lbs, but yo don't want none of dis mista! take yo drunken slap happy *** away from Santa and git on down there with ronald mcdonald or barney or some other purplish dude if u wanna, but u best be leaving santal alone.. i know datz right homer..
2007-12-21 16:03:41 · answer #2 · answered by devilicious_woman 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well you got to tell them sometime. But why so soon, I think it'd be fun for me to keep the Santa myth alive and fool some kids. It's harmless and they'll get over it when there older.
2007-12-21 14:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, tell them Santa was eaten alive by the Easter Bunny so they will all be getting eggs and only eggs for Christmas this year....and they better act happy about it or the Easter Bunny might eat them next!!
2007-12-21 16:04:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Santa doesn't exist? You must be insane.
2007-12-21 12:49:43 · answer #5 · answered by the universe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i guess its fine unless they start to cry and tell their parents what u told them and the the parents get mad and u get in big trouble for even talking to their children... the parents could easily tell the poliece that u were tryin to kidnap their children
2007-12-21 13:00:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
See there, that's what I can't stand. Why would you want to lie to the children like that?
2007-12-21 15:51:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure, as long as you don't tell my kid. If you did, you will get a good stiff one between the eyes
2007-12-21 12:46:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
YES!!!!!only if i get to come!!!!CAN I???we can also go into walmart and push each other around in buggies and have races that would rock!!!!!
2007-12-21 12:48:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably not but it sounds like fun.
2007-12-21 12:57:38 · answer #10 · answered by Sadie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋