2007-12-21 09:06:25 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Confucius say: man who take sleeping pill and laxative on same night wake up in deep sh!t.
2007-12-21 10:08:33 · answer #1 · answered by frostbite2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Confucius says.. Holidays are for parties and for the birds let those enjoy what they can cause it too shall pass. Enjoy while you can fore tomorrow might not be here.
2007-12-21 09:33:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'd probably say, "come again". Then I'd laugh, and point. Until, he understood. Which is like never. Cause he's Confucius.
2007-12-21 09:10:21 · answer #3 · answered by Exousia Skotos 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh... i heard this one before. Confucius says the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping-tom is that one snatches watches...
right?
2007-12-21 19:25:43 · answer #4 · answered by JohnnyB 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucius say man who have woman on ground also have "piece on earth".
2007-12-21 09:09:58 · answer #5 · answered by LolaCorolla 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Confucius says man who walk before bus gets tired, man who walk behind bus gets exhausted
hahaha
sorry I love that saying
2007-12-21 09:09:18 · answer #6 · answered by thats pretty spiffy!!!! 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Confucius say... don't get married young, your life will be hell!
Oh, and don't get a job in retail at Christmas time, more hell! lol
2007-12-21 09:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Confucius say,
"Man at airport who goes through turnstile sideways, is probably going to Bangkok!"
2007-12-21 09:11:36 · answer #8 · answered by johnnyb6231 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Confucius say... "Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs."
2007-12-21 09:08:54 · answer #9 · answered by DSC 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Confucius he say, he who goes to bed with itchy hole wakes up with smelly finger.
2007-12-21 09:09:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋