Limericks for my friends anyone???

Question

Ok this one is for all of you who love limericks (and especially those of you who have had some fun with me on these!!)

Limericks for my pals:

There once was a GUY/GAL named (INSERT YOUR NAME/AVATOR):

Ok I'll start:

There was once a gal named EVE
Who harboured a serious pet peeve
She'd turn into a witch
If a date did her ditch
And the country he'd wish he did leave!

Feel free to write one about any of your Yahoo friends too! LOL

There once was a guy called Chris
Who never a limerick missed!
He was really a dear
Loved to sit with a beer
And would blush if you gave him a kiss

Alternate ending if Irish:
Only rose when he needed to .....

There once was a Prodigal Son
Whose manners were second to none
Looked just like Billy Joe
For my young son said so
And he sings for it's really great fun!

There once was a gal named Char
And thank you my friend for the star!
I'm glad you've had fun
and some points you have won
Laughs are fun aren't they hardy har-har!

There once was a gal called "Faire-s"
I'm afraid I don't know though where she is
I miss her the most
She went POOF like a ghost
And left us all full of memor-y-"s"

There once was a girl named Chula
Now the QUEEN of the hula-hula!
With a bump and a grind
She would spin that behind
And she traveled and made lots of MULA!

There once was a girl named Jelly
Who worked all day at a deli
When night came around
She was nowhere to be found
For she'd by sound asleep by the telly!

Answer 1

There was a (Handsome) guy named Chris J.
Little lymerick games, he did play
With a girl named Eve
And some rhymes up his sleeve
He would sit and laugh all day!...


Merry christmas, Miss Eve, thanks for the fun!

Answer 2

There once was a gal named Chula
Who was very tired of schoola
So she took a break
Went and had some cake
and then learned to do the hula!

Answer 3

There once was a girl named Jelly
Who would either sit at her PC or watch telly
She became oversize, and now has square eyes
Will she give either up? Not on your nelly!

Answer 4

There once was a gal named Char.
She ate pudding from a jar.
And sometimes, she would eat jam,
Or even cheese and some ham.
From the table she ne'er went far.
C. :)!!

Answer 5

A lovely young maiden is Grinch
to be her true love is a cinch
Still, she's miles far away
and all I think of each day
is what I would do at one inch