TRUTHFUL female Christmas humor. You like it? :)?

Question

* REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME * According to the Alaska Department of
Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the
summer each year, Male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of
winter, usually late November.
However Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth
in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer in late December, the beloved Reindeer, from Rudolph to Blitzen
had to be Girls !

We should've known. ONLY WOMEN would be able to drag a fat-aass man in a
red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Answer 1

Thanks for that input.I wondered why they had such girly names.......

Answer 2

You bet they were girl reindeer !! The guy reindeer had better things to do on Christmas Eve:

They've all been drinking all day and watching football.... AND there's MORE football at night. And isn't the Victoria Secret runway re-run on then, too?

Boy reindeer ain't as dumb as you think... We send the women out to work.

Pass me that bottle of Brandy, will you? And gimme that remote control !!

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Answer 3

LOL.
THE CONCEPT OF RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSE REINDEER WAS CREATED BY MONTGOMERY WARD DEPT. STORE AS A SALES GIMMICK.

BY THE WAT ADAM (your name alone says it all) men are so weak, in fact from the beginning, as sad as it is though. eve gave Adam the apple to eat and he could have been strong and said no, but he was so damn weak, he ate anyway. A woman would have the balls to say "get that damn apple out of my face." so who is stronger than who?

Answer 4

....it quite is humorous....yet real...too many women human beings artwork so stressful and extra to that....are suppporting the lads additionally.....fairly some men desire women human beings to be there for them...yet they do no longer seem to be giving decrease back the affection and help....

Answer 5

omg funny and true. guys would talk as if they could pull the sleigh but woman have more organization and drive to do things

Answer 6

Blah blah blah...lies lies lies.

Women are not equal to men. Men are far superior and will always be the dominant sex. Why can't everyone just come to terms with this. sigh.

Answer 7

Thanks for sharing and you are damn right that only female reindeers could handle the job!

Answer 8

haha, love it, never have heard it before, so true its almost sad

Answer 9

I've heard this before...but I can't remember where...

Answer 10

LoL True!

Answer 11

I love it!