laugh
2007-12-21 05:53:02 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
thumbs down brigade get a life
2007-12-21 05:58:34 · update #1
Luck Dragon UK thanks for the laugh
2007-12-21 06:00:41 · update #2
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.
So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."
"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"
"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."
"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.
"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
2007-12-21 05:56:54 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
A guy and a blonde were sitting at a bar watching news. On the news they were showing a suicider trying to jump off a building. The blonde said: "I bet you ten dollars that he is not going to jump." The guy takes the bet and he looses. After a while he turns to the blonde and tells her that he cannot take the money because he already knew the outcome of the situation because he wached it on the earlier news broadcast. The blonde insists that he should take the money because she also watched the news earlier but she did not think that the suicide guy would jump again.
2007-12-21 06:05:00 · answer #2 · answered by dori 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q. Why did the Squirrel swim on his back.
A. To keep his nuts dry.
Q. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs under a car.
A. A Jack.
2007-12-21 07:42:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
when i was like 4, i went to macys with my mom and we were riding the escalator. so i thought it would be fun if i sat down and slid off where you get off. but when i was supposed to slide off, the teeth sucked in my tush and i had skin caught in. it hurt really bad. lots of blood but looking back. it was so funny!!! i still have a scar on my butt 11 years later. i mean, i caought my azz in an escalator
2007-12-21 05:57:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Britney Spears is the most level headed woman on Earth.
2007-12-21 05:56:04 · answer #5 · answered by Peanut Butter 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Woff Woff
2007-12-21 05:56:29 · answer #6 · answered by δώδεκα 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
he wanted to see time fly
2007-12-21 05:57:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
rudolph wears a but plug cos he's fed up with blitzen going up him when i have to brake the sleigh
2007-12-21 05:59:06 · answer #8 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have nothing. Wow got me there! Maybe if I said PUDDING. No hehe! My llama just told me a good joke but I can not repeat it or he'll spit.
2007-12-21 05:56:22 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i like to wear socks and slide across the floor, unfortunately i hit the wall on occasion.
2007-12-21 05:56:54 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋