I went to bed like usual and awoke this morning with her cuddling me. My god! She didn't even ask me. She cuddled me while I was a sleep and defenseless. If feel so used. I'm thinking about putting up an eletric fense down the middle of the bed. How many of you have had to put up with unwanted cuddling?
2007-12-21 05:38:32 · 36 answers · asked by snack_daddy10 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
*raises hand slowly* I am guilty of attack cuddling, while my boyfriend is defenseless.
2007-12-21 05:42:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Unwanted cuddling yeah I have dealt with that when my husband would snuggle up to me in the middle of the night and I didn't want him to. I prefer a separate side of the bed to move around and sleep comfortably, usually I just elbow him and he moves I don't think he realized he was even doing it.
2007-12-21 05:42:16 · answer #2 · answered by crymeariver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey... wait a minute! Is her name Alice and does she swing both ways? Because she tried cuddling with me last week! I swear, I was all alone in my bed sound asleep just minding my own business when BLAM!! Next thing I know I was trapped in her maniacal clutches and she was whispering the most heinous things to me about spooning and "sharing our feelings" EEP!
*Leaps into the nearest male's arms and shivers* It was horrible! Horrible, I tells ya! I kept saying "Listen Lady, you don't have to be so clingy--I don't even know you!" and she just kept hanging on with a death grip that would've done Susan Lucci at the Emmy's proud.
A fence won't work with this one, buster. The only thing that got rid of her advances for me was barricading myself on all sides using Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears.
Luckily, Britney's lil sis Jamie Lynn got knocked up recently or I wouldn't have had anyone covering my feet. Whew! Catastrophe averted! ;-)
Shouldn't be hard to hire that lot to help you out too. They're all pretty cheap... >:-)
ANYWHOSY (LOL)... Sounds like you and your wife have an amazingly loving relationship. Congratulations!!
And to those of you that thought this guy was seriously complaining? Really, get out more :-P
2007-12-21 05:54:00 · answer #3 · answered by Kamikaze ♥ Kitty 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Aye, I've been through the horrors of spontaneous cuddling. I've seen this monstrous affliction strike for little or no reason, leaving scars,
I suggest you talk to her about CA (cuddlers anonymous).
I'd also suggest finding the meaning of affection.
2007-12-21 05:47:57 · answer #4 · answered by FlyingScooter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 19:53:55 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sleep with Lorena Bobbitt...enjoy!
2007-12-21 06:24:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read the headline and I thought she was actually hitting you or something, what's wrong with her cuddling you? Maybe she gets cold at night. Do you love your wife?
2007-12-21 05:43:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow, it's amazing how many people completely missed your excellent sarcasm.
Next, she'll probably want to start a conversation without your consent.
2007-12-21 06:26:21 · answer #8 · answered by Salinger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she wants something, it means you need to be more romantic.
If you want something, it means you are not considering her feelings and might possibly be abusive.
I love how the voctim role changes so easily.
2007-12-21 05:57:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You obviosly dont like affection because cuddling IS NOT ATTACKING! if she is your wife she shouldnt have to ask to cuddle you.. are you heartless?
2007-12-21 05:42:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋