not care if it due to menopause, mental defect or illness. They have locked me in two rooms of MY house with beer, coke, fried chicken, my chihuahua, tv and computer. They intend to keep me here until Christmas morning. I think it is because they have parties to attend, cookies to bake and presents to wrap and I am in the way. I do have a credit card and a cell phone. If I pay for you a round trip ticket will fly to Florida and rescue me?
They did just promise me a bottle of Irish Creme and my Mr. Coffee and a chamber pot if I will stop singing Aretha Franklins version of Respect and the song Rescue me. They say I have made them allergic to Motown.
2007-12-21 05:28:25 · 23 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
My children wish they could contain me....At Halloween, there was a costume party, at a local Karaoke Bar....I went, dressed as Elvis, metallic gold shirt, authentic glasses, wig, and sideburns....I was on stage, drink in hand, singing an old Elvis song, and shaking my booty, when a pair of aliens, on the front row, slowly peeled off their masks....It was my son, and daughter in law.....I could see my son's lips saying "DAD?" but no sound was coming out......Next came the camera, then the cell, to tell my other son that Dad was so-o-o-o-o BUSTED!!!!........I think they were shocked that the "Old Man" could have a good time too......Tell you kids that if they don't let you out, Elvis will come bust you out.......
2007-12-21 06:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by Pullet Surprise 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried digging out? If you're on the second floor, a ladder may be in order. You're lucky to have 2 rooms... My apartment is only one.... not counting the chamber pot room, of course.
Southern Fried Chicken and beer would be enough for me to sustain on. As long as you can still ask and answer questions, I think you'll be OK. Besides, it looks like you've got some buddies down there who would rescue you if needed it. It's a bit of a haul from Calif.
Just keep moving and don't get any bedsores.
;+)
2007-12-21 14:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 8⤊ 0⤋
S.C. are you joking right?? If this is true then you may be going through what I went through last year. I was having mood swings and very forgetful and repeating myself and my family who doesn't live with me were all avoiding me and saying I was crazy. Finally I thought maybe I am and put my self in the VA hospital. It took them 11 days to realize that I had Thyroid disease and put me on meds. and it took almost a year to get normal. NOW get this it is caused by Fibromyalgia. Something to think about as it can cause your cholesterol to go sky high.
NOW If you are not joking and really want out I will rescue you or Slk will! How dare they lock you in your room? That would drive me crazy!! Yes I will come rescue you!! You can now email me for my phone number. xoxo
2007-12-21 18:47:01 · answer #3 · answered by Meeshmai 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well darn, normally I could make it to you in about 2 hours-no plane ticket needed-but I-95 looks like they were playing Bumper Cars on it!
Perhaps you could tune into one of the Yahoo radio stations, you could play the Motown Holiday station and keep it blaring until they unlock the door...;)
2007-12-21 13:56:10 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully, you have all your Christmas shopping done for them. Did they think of that? I will fly to Florida to help. I would be home alone anyways, and it sounds like fun. We can drink Irish Creme and sing Respect together. LOL
2007-12-21 13:41:41 · answer #5 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Sure. I'll pick you up & fly you to California, where I'll take you to skid row & you can see how the other half lives at the rescue missions. You have it better than most of us.
Why not just use your cell & creditcard to have a locksmith come out & change the locks on your doors...that way, YOU will be in control of the house & your children will have to be nice to you!
2007-12-21 13:54:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Start singing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" at the top of your lungs. They'll let you out!
2007-12-21 14:35:14 · answer #7 · answered by Miz D 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a good deal to me. I used to get snockered and come home from the bar and put music on and play it over and over again and the next day my music would be gone and of course the kids knew nothing about it!!!
2007-12-21 21:00:54 · answer #8 · answered by ndnquah 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If we could, we'd come and join you SC! Sounds like you've got all you need just where you are lol......except apple pie and icecream......should always have that too. If you really want to be rescued you could always start singing "I'm Henry the 8th I am" (like Patrick Swayze sang in the film "Ghost")...that'd guarantee them releasing you!!!
2007-12-21 15:30:33 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Sure, you are only 250 miles away! I can make it by dinner time! Or I can drive "Sweet Susie" to pick you up! Can I bring my chihuahua too? She is a sweetheart, she is a whopping 4 lbs! She must KISS everyone though
2007-12-21 13:44:44 · answer #10 · answered by slk29406 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋