2007-12-21 05:09:59 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol, yeah i have actually. garlic sauce all down the chin too, well gross
2007-12-21 07:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by val f1 nutter 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, sure. I think it was the pineapple juice that kept it there. I liked the look so much, I stripped down a chicken bone from one of the plates on the table, pulled a loose thread off my pants leg, and hung the bone from a loop around my ear.
Then I made a cheery festoon of the beer bottles on the floor and garlanded myself with them.
Took a while to find my pants (NO ONE would say later why they were off but I haven't been sued yet) and dump the cracker crumbs, bits of nuts and a chunk of cold pizza out of the shoes, but when I went out, this great creative arrangement drew lots of appreciative stares.
The bright sun light hurt my eyes a lot, but it was still better than staying inside at the party house. Too many snoring drunks all over and I sure didn't want to be dragooned into cleanup crew.
Four cats, two dogs and a homeless guy who wanted to get the beer bottles for his recycling run followed me all the way home.
2007-12-21 05:31:49 · answer #2 · answered by Der Lange 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i once awoke to find that I had become joined in legal matrimony to an entire kebab joint. I now call it Elephant leg, I haven't the heart to stick a skewer through it and sit it too close to the fire though. These things will probably come with time.
2007-12-21 05:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by Albinoballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a kebab, just the sick in my hair that has stuck to my cheek!!
2007-12-21 05:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by Seaside Sweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never had a relationship with Kebab, nor do I care to.
2007-12-21 05:13:36 · answer #5 · answered by Dirty Dave 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, can't say that I have, but I have been woken up with my cat punching me in the face. Seriously. He's so cute. He's 17 pounds of "punching me in the face" so you kinda have to pay attention.
2007-12-21 05:24:23 · answer #6 · answered by The Cat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. And peter pan was trying to steal Santa's cookies! but Batman stopped him and Robin layed an egg.
2007-12-21 05:12:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. but my husband has got up the next morning & found one on the front doortep that he put down when he opened the front door & just left in there completely forgetting about it!
2007-12-21 06:15:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like the cheeks on my face? Never.
2007-12-21 05:14:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nearly i woke up with bits of conjealed salad and pitta bread and meat,stuck between my bottom row of front teeth and inside of my lip,what could i do but start eating it again,the flakes of hardened lard was a bit gruesome though i must admit
2007-12-21 05:16:06 · answer #10 · answered by infobod2nd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but I've woken up in a pile of sick.Yuuucchh!
2007-12-21 05:12:30 · answer #11 · answered by joanne a 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋