MAN: 'Can I buy you a drink?'
WOMAN: 'Actually,I'd rather have the money
MAN: 'Your face must turn a few heads.
WOMAN: 'Yours must turn a few stomachs.
MAN: 'I think I could make you very happy.
WOMAN: 'Why are you leaving.
MAN:'Where have you been all my life?'
WOMAN: 'Hiding from you.
Man: 'Is this seat empty?
WOMAN: 'This one will be if you sit by me'.
MAN: 'So what do you do for a living?'
WOMAN: 'I'm a female impersonator.'
2007-12-21 03:23:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
most men aren't trying to get on a woman's back
2007-12-21 03:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by gggggg 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
That was so good. I will have to remember that last line if I ever get into a situation like that.I don't go out anymore, so it will be doubtful. Thank you for your sense of humor, Suzie!
2007-12-21 03:29:14 · answer #2 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
have you been following me around listening to all the rejections ? just kidding , I always got the standard 'washing my hair that night'. Now at this point in my life i'm rather glad they were!
2007-12-21 05:34:07 · answer #3 · answered by catspit 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Susie, that is the cutest, you always pick the best! A star for you again!
2007-12-21 03:57:35 · answer #4 · answered by slk29406 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chuckles!!!!!
2007-12-21 04:21:01 · answer #5 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I adore it! I am reveling in giggles the last couple of days. Thanks, keep up the good work!
2007-12-21 04:09:30 · answer #6 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i will remember that good advice
2007-12-21 09:20:06 · answer #7 · answered by Diamond 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That should do the trick.
2007-12-21 03:26:54 · answer #8 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the chuckles ! I needed them tonight !
2007-12-21 05:26:51 · answer #9 · answered by Stella 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lots of chuckles with this one. Thanks.
2007-12-21 05:42:26 · answer #10 · answered by curious connie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋