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i am bigger than the average man and everytime i finish at the toilet i zip my jeans up and catch the end, it is very painful and then end is getting chewed its starting to look like sausage meat, ay hints to stop this from happening??

2007-12-21 03:16:42 · 14 answers · asked by Stuie 1 in Health Men's Health

14 answers

Wear some underware.

2007-12-21 03:27:49 · answer #1 · answered by ozman 4 · 1 0

Has the concept of "slowing down" when you get ready to zip up your jeans? Why are you in such a hurry to zip and split? A few extra seconds to make sure your penis is clear of the zipper will solve your problem.

2007-12-21 12:01:55 · answer #2 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0 0

You can't be telling the truth because i'm pretty, well big down stairs. I have a health column in my local paper about mens issues. Most men that are built well downstairs aren't stupid enough to continuously zip up the privates. You are obliviously a fraud.

2007-12-21 11:58:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Try tucking yourself in properly before you zip up. If that does not work you can always have a reduction..... Sausage meat is a big turn off!!!!!!!!

2007-12-21 11:23:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

they invented underwear for that. i'm bigger than normal and i rarely get mine caught in the zipper, tuck it in before you zip

2007-12-21 12:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by Frank K 3 · 1 0

It doesn't matter how big you are. Wear good underwear and tuck everything in, then this won't happen. Being big isn't supposed to equate to being stupid.

2007-12-21 13:01:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Try getting a bigger pair of trousers and stop pretending your gifted. ur fooling no-one but your self.....

2007-12-21 11:34:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hold it up when you are puttin on the pants and just tuck t in easy.gosh stop exaggerating dude

2007-12-21 12:02:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Start wearing underwear?

Wearing underpants is prerequisite for those of us who are "gifted".

2007-12-22 02:29:35 · answer #9 · answered by Matt 6 · 0 0

Just chop it off, it wont hurt to bad :P

2007-12-21 11:28:18 · answer #10 · answered by gibblet0321 1 · 0 0

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