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About Santa Clause do it so they can have more milk and cookies for their fat azze's???????

Bliss is the result warm feelings, love, enlightenment, and eating cake.......

2007-12-21 03:15:41 · 24 answers · asked by jpnkc74 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

IT'S A JOKE PEOPLE!!!

2007-12-21 05:54:49 · update #1

24 answers

Yep we have our motives. I tell told them about Santa, it is all of the Christmas fun/spirit. Leave a plate of cookies for Santa, when the rugrats go to bed we sit on the couch chowing on the cookies and the carrots that we left for Rudolph get chucked in the garbage. Of course ya gotta leave one cookie on the plate with a bite out of it. Aren't our fat arses just slick!!!!!

2007-12-22 00:45:53 · answer #1 · answered by vivib 6 · 1 1

No, it is because I don't want some fat azz myth getting the credit for all my hard work at the fotune cookie factory where i have to hand write every single fortune before i stuff those little taco looking cookies without a break for three months at a time. And then get to come home to find the house a complete pig sty so I spend my only three days off overhauling the entire house. Yah, and then the fat man gets all the credit by bringin in the toys. Whats up with mom, she cant even come home, nooooo, she loves her job soo much, blahh blahhh blahh. And then they think some stranger loves them and cares more than me? Ha! He'll never get the credit. It's mee mee meee!
oh, btw; i have some cake you can eat....bliss awaits you......;~D

2007-12-21 12:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

I do not think so. Maybe they did not believe in Santa themselves and so they can't teach their children something they do not beleive. Or maybe they do not want their children to be disapointed when they find out Santa does not exist.

With all the movies that are made about Santa, children tend to ask more and more questions about him. We know that different regions beleive different things about Santa and the movies answer the questions their own way, thus the parents choose not to tell the children stories they cannot backup.

I surely don't beleive it is because they want the milk for themselves, this is absurd.

2007-12-21 11:29:23 · answer #3 · answered by narcissa_bl 3 · 0 0

Well as there is no such thing as a real Santa Clause, other than the mythical ones we see in towns and cities, why teach children a fact that is actually a lie? f we install the truth into children instead of lies then our relationships are built on the truth and not on lies and deceptions, as for those who teach that Santa is real, they are decieved and as they say what goes around comes around.

2007-12-21 11:20:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what is wrong with you ? that is how most of us were raised to believe in the guy in that fat red suit with the long white beard. and you are suppose to put out the cookies and milk. And the parents are suppose to eat them to make the children think that Santa came in the nite, and it doesn't hurt the Little ones at all to believe in Santa. They will find out about him, just as the rest of us did and you know I think , we all turned out alright. Maybe you just had bad experiences. HOPE THIS CHRISTMAS TURNS OUT GOOD FOR YOU.

2007-12-21 11:28:56 · answer #5 · answered by The Fresh One 3 · 0 0

Oh, come on. That's not why parents tell their kids about Santa and you know it. It's so Hollywood can make a million Christmas movies a year, Hallmark can sell a billion Christmas cards and CocaCola can sell a disposible can at a collectors price.

2007-12-21 11:26:32 · answer #6 · answered by melady 5 · 0 0

Well, there are kids who were taught about Santa, those who just assimilate and those who don't believe. When a child starts getting ridiculed for believing by their peers its time for the truth.

2007-12-21 11:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by snoozer43 3 · 0 0

As its their cake and milk anyway doesn't provide a motive. I think they are more motivated by the comercial corruptness Santa represents.

2007-12-21 11:22:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Parents want their children to believe in the impossible, so they can know that things are not always what they seem, I know it's a load of **** though!!

2007-12-21 11:19:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They mat want to teach their children about truth and not lies. They may want their children about the real world and actual beauty and kindness and not about elves, and magic deer.

2007-12-21 11:21:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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