When I visited Scotland, I was walking across the glen when I saw a man holding a sheep with its back legs planted in his Wellington boots. "Are you shearing that sheep?" I asked. "Nay! laddie!" he replied. "Get yer own."
2007-12-21 02:55:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
No I don't believe that Scotsmen are very hospitable and sharing people
2007-12-21 03:33:41 · answer #1 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
A Scotsman was walking through a London park, naked except for a boot which he was holding over his c*ck.
One of the park wardens spotted him. "What the heck are you doing?"
"Noot," replied the Scotsman, "ahm just f*ckin' aboot!"
2007-12-21 03:02:07 · answer #2 · answered by Raygun 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Suzie, I don't know where you are finding these, but you have kept a smile on my face during this holiday season. Thanks!
2007-12-21 03:01:05 · answer #3 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Awe Susie that is CUTE, thanks again and a star! with so many stars, you can light up the heavens!
2007-12-21 04:06:17 · answer #4 · answered by slk29406 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
you ave now got a criminal record
2007-12-21 03:07:23 · answer #5 · answered by archaeologia 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Looooooved it.
2007-12-21 03:24:36 · answer #6 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
another good one
2007-12-21 09:17:31 · answer #7 · answered by Diamond 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hear that they do that in Wyoming too. Chuckles !!!!!!!!!
2007-12-21 03:45:18 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
That was baaaaaaaaaaaaad.
2007-12-21 03:01:07 · answer #9 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
No, it was Wales.
2007-12-21 03:06:41 · answer #10 · answered by John G 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋