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They never let him join in any reindeer games - whatever that involved, probably urinating on elves for a laugh, but anyway. When they needed him during the fog he just bent over and took it like the passive loser he was. Wouldn't it be a better example for the children to see a more assertive Rudolph, perhaps one that decides on prinicipal to "guide" the sleigh into a cliff face saying "see you in hell fat man" before they all go up in a fire ball (assuming Santa is carrying flammable material)?

2007-12-21 02:48:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Actually he never did, just Donar and Blitzen because they gave him a reach around once in awhile. To this day though Rudolph still carries a grudge against Santa and his perverted farm sex games.

2007-12-21 02:55:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Rudolph never actually guided the sleigh. It was all a fantasy in Rudolph's mind, to cope with the rejection by the other reindeer.
The story was picked up by UPI, and was never fact checked. When the other reindeers heard this story, they were so upset, they demanded Santa baish Rudolph. Santa had no choice but to have Rudolph made into Reindeer steaks.

2007-12-21 10:59:33 · answer #2 · answered by patrick 6 · 2 0

Do you realize how often I think about this? At least twice during every showing of "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" during the holiday season... so 20 times within a 2 month period... MINIMUM.

In the movie he gets involved with a girl reindeer named Clarice... I bet I can guess who mounts who in that relationship.

2007-12-21 10:58:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Rudolph was a drunk! Why do you think his nose was so red all the time?!! They could talk him into anything. "Hey Rudolph, put this harness on and drag the sleigh and the fat guy out into the fog!" I understand he's in rehab this year with Amy and Ashley.

2007-12-21 21:20:37 · answer #4 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 0 0

His name was Rudolph. Obviously he came from a communist country and was used to being enslaved to the man. The moral to the children was communism is bad.

2007-12-21 10:52:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Forgive.. but never Forget........ =) Kinda teaches kids how to forgive maybeeee ;) ♥ Thats what i'll say when my kids fight... [[Rudolph Forgave Santa an the other Reindeer!!]]

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas && Happy New Year!! ♥

2007-12-21 10:51:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He was setting a good example - by being a good sport.
(& thinking of all those good child shouldn't get punished - because of santa & reindeer)

2007-12-21 10:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by u1corn 4 · 1 0

I wouldnt go so far as to say they should burn alive, but if i were rudolf i wouldnt have forgiven them, i would've came at them like a spider monkey

2007-12-21 10:53:34 · answer #8 · answered by Kris 3 · 1 0

cause he was a whimp

he just wanted some food, shelter and to be excepted in the group

2007-12-21 10:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by the survivor 7 · 1 0

You must really have some issues that need to be dealt with!!

2007-12-21 10:51:22 · answer #10 · answered by Sunshine 5 · 1 2

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