One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
2007-12-21 02:31:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Silly T_D, of course it makes me laugh;-)
2007-12-21 02:34:57 · answer #1 · answered by Sweet Cheeks 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Have a star.
2016-05-25 07:22:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats hilarious! sounds like something I would do <3 thanx for the laugh, merry christmas!
2007-12-21 02:39:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hhahahahahaaha~!!!
funny man !
Happy Holidays !
2007-12-21 03:22:31 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha and it would be even funnier if it really happened...=p
Thanks for making me chuckle!! Happy Holidays!
2007-12-21 02:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by BooBell=) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny
2007-12-21 02:36:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow!!
2007-12-21 02:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by bwmorency 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy...how embaressing...
2007-12-21 02:36:37 · answer #8 · answered by Pallavolo Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.
2007-12-21 02:37:59 · answer #9 · answered by Coolio A 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, I needed a good chuckle.
2007-12-21 02:40:06 · answer #10 · answered by melady 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋