An old man asks a Wizard if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard replies, "Maybe, but you'll have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man answers without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
2007-12-20 23:41:26 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
garbage
2007-12-21 02:28:39 · answer #1 · answered by Tom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are about 9 years too late! "On Larry King Live April 8, 2009, Schlessinger clarified for Mr. King her stance on gay relationships, stating, "I'm very big on human beings finding love, attachment and commitment and being faithful to it, because there's more to benefit when there is real true commitment and faithfulness to it. I still believe, as just every president has, and all the people who ran for office, that marriage is a sacrament between a man and a woman. So not calling it marriage works for me. But that two people would have that sort of commitment to me is very healthy and very positive thing in their lives and society as a whole"
2016-04-10 11:01:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe if the curse was removed he would be worse off, what is a man without a woman.
2007-12-20 23:47:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-12-21 01:43:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent...pmsl
2007-12-21 01:48:19 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL That really made me laugh
Honestly i think thats the best one i have heard today :))
Merry Christmas! Have a Star :)
2007-12-20 23:52:32 · answer #6 · answered by jessica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good! Merry Christmas!!!!
2007-12-20 23:43:56 · answer #7 · answered by da_zoo_keeper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol "brill 10 out of 10
2007-12-20 23:43:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
Thank you for the funny story. I needed to laugh this morning.
2007-12-21 00:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats fab!
2007-12-20 23:46:11 · answer #10 · answered by Nicole A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle!!
2007-12-20 23:44:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋