Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
� Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
� Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
� For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
� Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.
� This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
� Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
� A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
� At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
� The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
� Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
� The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
� Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
� 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
� The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
� Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
and last but not least...
� Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
2007-12-20 20:27:43 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Merry Christmas to everyone and all there familys.
love mechelle xx
2007-12-20 20:28:34 · update #1
em no no big dave my name is mechelle
2007-12-20 22:36:04 · update #2
Thanks for sharing!!
A Merry Christmas to you and your family!!
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2007-12-20 20:49:32 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ROFL, those were great Mechelle, thank you for the laugh.
Merry Christmas to you too and a very Happy New Year.
2007-12-20 20:45:25 · answer #2 · answered by Dragon Prince 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Those are hilarious, when I go to my daughters school carol service in the local church, I don't think I'll be able to keep a straight face!!!! LMAO!!! Merry Christmas to you and your family!! xx
2007-12-20 20:34:25 · answer #3 · answered by willow glitter 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They were all hilarious. Loved the Senior Choir one. Goes to show you. nobody is perfect. Thanks for the laughs. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
2007-12-20 20:57:52 · answer #4 · answered by Cotton 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good ones! Funny! 10!
2007-12-20 20:51:00 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Perfect way to start the day!!!
Laughing!!!! These are great!!!!!
Can't wait to share them with my husband!!!!
Merry Christmas to you Too!!!
2007-12-20 21:17:24 · answer #6 · answered by Babette 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good and merry christmas right back atcha star4u
2007-12-21 06:26:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a well known cake makers slogan said :- exceedingly good!
2007-12-20 21:22:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-20 22:59:26 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
Will pass on - and make more than a few others giggle.
2007-12-20 21:06:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Got a lot of good stuff there. lol.
2007-12-21 13:48:02 · answer #11 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋