Your wife charged you for having sex with her
2007-12-20 17:16:03 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Start billing her for room and board, food, clothing, utilities... you get the point.
Then start sending clients her way, and take my percentage (B*tch better have my money!)
2007-12-20 17:25:07 · answer #1 · answered by lmn78744 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell my boss to give me a raise.....If it fails , i'll try go to the mortgage, or perhaps rob a bank or kidnap the president daughter and ask ransom, rob a casino ,dating Paris Hilton,selling illegal body parts, selling drugs, make a clone of Bill Gates, Heck i'll even do a multi level marketing! lol
Seriously though i cant imagine cannot having sex with my wife. If i dont have the money then guess i'll just go on my knees begging and put a puppy face look till she agreed.
2007-12-21 01:31:34 · answer #2 · answered by tommy_jayus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charge her by the hour to use the home as a sex parlor
2007-12-21 01:20:38 · answer #3 · answered by realme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends if your wife wanted to, but i think sex is something that should be discussed first, so if you discussed and both agreed then i don't think that this wife should not be able to charge.
2007-12-21 01:20:45 · answer #4 · answered by AEA15 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a game out of it...maybe she is looking for a little excitement from you. What the heck...it's worth a try at least...remember what's yours is hers and vice versa...
If that doesn't work...try charging her for taking out the garbage, cutting the lawn, etc....you can at least earn some money to get a little...lol :-) Good luck.
2007-12-21 01:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by lbbastian1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends. Did you do something animistic? Was it against her will? Did she ask to stop or just said no?
As husband you no longer have the right of De Seignior - you only have the right of mutual respect. Otherwise, try a train to the 3rd world where women are still property.
2007-12-21 01:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by LA Dave 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask her if it would be ok if you send another paying customer over when you were through. See then that way after shes done smacking the crap out of you she'll realize how you make her beg for financial support. Your so shallow.
Or you could give her an allowance, sit down and discuss finances and she may find the respect to love again.Because this is not LOVE...
2007-12-21 01:19:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
If your going to have to pay for it, find someone better looking and will leave when your done. Sounds cold but geez, doesnt sound like your wife is really interested anymore
2007-12-21 01:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by cawtgrinnen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first thing that I would be thinking is "when did I get a sex change without my knowlege" The second thing that I would be thinking is "what a whore"
2007-12-21 01:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well since this question is under Religion, i think it says something in the bible about when your married and that your bodies belong to each other so you can do it when you want but don't quote me on that but ask her why and message me because this is a really interesting dilemma no offense GOD Bless though
2007-12-21 01:22:32 · answer #10 · answered by FUnkjunKie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband and I use the barter system... We have sex he does the "Honey do list" it's been working well for over 11 years... Of course he is also really good I often have an empty "Honey do list" then he get sex just cause he is so good :)
2007-12-21 01:21:41 · answer #11 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋