Pls star if you like it. Thx.
A husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground .
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, thinks I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence..."
2007-12-20 16:30:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha haaaaa, lmao Thanks, I needed that!
2007-12-20 16:34:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awwww that was the cutest story i ever heard!!! I want a litle rooster like that! I had a chicken when i was little and his name was chippie but he never did anything that cute!
2016-04-10 10:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhh no its not cute.. Its gross just picturing two old people doing this. And why is the cop watching?
2007-12-20 16:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Justean♥ luv's ya! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha lol that was pretty funny heres a star
merry x-mas..
2007-12-20 16:36:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha weird but funny
2007-12-20 16:35:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love that ! absolutely hilarious(because it was so unexpected), i'm still laughing
2007-12-20 16:34:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.. totally made me laugh!! very cute
2007-12-20 16:34:04 · answer #7 · answered by Laura 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nah
2007-12-20 16:35:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
not that funny.. but cute though
2007-12-20 17:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by Strangelle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that's hilarious
2007-12-20 16:33:32 · answer #10 · answered by Emme 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha... NOT!!!
2007-12-20 16:39:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋