2007-12-20 16:16:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, iluvtaro, Black Jesus is my boyfriend. I'm busted.
2007-12-20 16:23:20 · update #1
A douchebag.
2007-12-20 16:29:01 · answer #1 · answered by . 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lavrentiy Beria.
2007-12-21 00:49:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's cut to the chase. Are we talking turkey baster here or immaculate conception?
2007-12-21 00:27:04 · answer #3 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Baby's Daddy.
2007-12-21 00:19:28 · answer #4 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
is that you boyfriend i can see in the background?
Edit: who's black jesus?...dang man...the real Jesus was jewish not african.
let me be serious a moment...attacking you personally by suggesting you were gay was very indecent of me...and my apologies to gay people. however it was meant as a sarcastic response to your moronic question...you sir is a blasphemous ignoramus or in laymens term "a f@#$ing idiot"
happy now?
2007-12-21 00:21:22 · answer #5 · answered by iluvtaro 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Whoa Baby ! you got their attention!!!
LOL
in answer to your question
I don't know but let's put them on the Maury Show....
that gives me an idea for a question...keep watching
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoNRhluck.37JrychXlDkv_ty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071221063933AAk6EG6
2007-12-21 07:57:16 · answer #6 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A Jebusdaddy
2007-12-21 00:19:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
I don't know what I'd call them, but I'm guessing you are going to call them God, Joseph, and Mary. You obviously are totally missing the point of the Nativity story and I for one don't feel any need or desire to explain it to you since this is obviously a loaded question.
2007-12-21 00:20:52 · answer #8 · answered by David M 6 · 4⤊ 4⤋
first of all wrong to call God a guy,secondly no one forced anyone to care for Jesus.
2007-12-21 00:21:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
A womanizer and a deadbeat dad.
2007-12-21 00:20:48 · answer #10 · answered by Subconsciousless 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋