Pls star if you like this one. I did. Thx.
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lived... and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..
2007-12-20 16:13:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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LOL now THAT was funny :) )
Tnx i needed that laugh.
Have a star! ✩
Merry Christmas :)
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2007-12-20 16:20:28 · answer #1 · answered by jessica 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny this is a very true Joke, Just look around you ,, ha ha ha ha ha lol,, good one bud
2007-12-21 00:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by luv them horse's 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
at least he gave her butt a period of years...
that was freakin' funny!!!
2007-12-21 00:19:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
saw it coming but still a good joke ...
2007-12-21 00:34:15 · answer #4 · answered by RD 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO haha classic. this is gold.
good find :)
2007-12-21 00:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by Leah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!! GReat Job!
2007-12-21 00:25:49 · answer #6 · answered by Love2loveYa 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cute:)
2007-12-21 00:19:36 · answer #7 · answered by Miss Understood 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋