If "Evolution" is true, and we did in fact evolve from apes, why can I go to the zoo and still see "Apes" in a cage? Were they the unlucky ones? Did they miss the evolution-bus? And why have we stopped "Evoluting"? If we came from apes through evolution, shouldnt we have heads with 900 pound brains in them by now after all these millions of years of evolution? I think the truth of the matter is that our friend "Darwin" was into some heavy s.h.i.t Weather it was Heroin, Cocaine, Acid, Maybe all 3, But he sure had some hellacious hallucinations that is a fact I know for sure!!!! evolution, HA!
2007-12-20 16:04:45 · 13 answers · asked by KatVic 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And "Nimrod IBasterd", you are obviously still stuck in the "Ape-Stage" of evolution, so cant ask you to read anything now can we? Now get back on the little-yellow-bus, and get back to retard class before you get a paddling!
2007-12-20 16:21:47 · update #1
I agree with you and just wanted to let you know...I am LOLing at the apes who "missed the evolution bus"...It's pretty illogical, isn't it :-)
2007-12-20 16:09:53 · answer #1 · answered by Dana C 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
First of all the word is evolving. Secondly the apes you see at the zoo are not the same as the ones that humans evolved from. Some ware along the evolutionary path the road forked. The apes we see today went one way and those that would become humans went the other, thus we reached two different evolutionary ends. If you are truly foolish enough to think Darwin got it wrong then just open your eyes and take a look at the fossil record.
2007-12-21 00:17:23 · answer #2 · answered by Sahmyel 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
According to the theory of evolution (I refuse to take sides, and remain impartial) The apes are descendants of the same ancestors, not our ancestors. At some point, we split off and went seperate ways, to get monkeys on one side of the fence, and humans on the other.. (guess who gets pampered by who, btw :p )
2007-12-21 00:11:26 · answer #3 · answered by Dissent21 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You don't understand the basics of evolution. Read a book, if you dare, and then come back and ask intelligent questions.
2007-12-21 00:11:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
We didn't evolve from apes. We share a common ancestor. Read up on Chromosome #2. It might help you.
2007-12-21 00:08:46 · answer #5 · answered by Trina™ 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
" 'Evoluting' "? Come one now. We have a common ancestor with them, we didn't evolve from them. That is, if the theory is true.
2007-12-21 00:09:20 · answer #6 · answered by . 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you wish to refute the theory of Evolution, you might want to study it first.
2007-12-21 00:13:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Evoluting? Is that even a word? Sounds like you haven't quite evolved as far as the rest of us. Go to school and maybe you'll learn something. Quit wasting your time with god.
2007-12-21 00:08:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Now I miss the heaven-bus, because reading this.
Why am I still here ? Just wonder !
Do I answer your question.
2007-12-21 00:48:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
We didn't evolve from Apes. When will you people learn?
2007-12-21 00:10:29 · answer #10 · answered by youngmoigle 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋