Jesus. Shut the door when you go out, were you born in a barn?
2007-12-20 15:58:11 · 30 answers · asked by Beavis Christ AM 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL. Funny, then Jesus would have the perfect excuse to leave the door open.
2007-12-20 16:09:42 · answer #1 · answered by cynical 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well as you people do not observe jesus was classy, not some normal guy. He was the sort of person who'd stand out in a crowd. if Jesus had been here today he'd prob be wearing armani or prada or something really expensive. you should know that the clothing he wore was seamless, no stitches woven in one go. Probably so expensive that soldiers gambled over it when they crucified him
and the scriptures say Jesus never gave any trouble to his mother and
2007-12-20 16:10:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it. You might like the one about Jesus and the crowd who were stoning a prostitute to death. He said "whoever among you who is without sin, cast the first stone".
A little old woman goes to the front, picks up a big rock, and smashes it down on the girl's head. Jesus looks at her and says, "sometimes, Mother, you get on my bl**d*ng t*ts".
2007-12-20 16:05:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, not likely so. This expression is much to modern. Not even sure they had doors back then.
2007-12-20 16:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by Monkey Lips 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
definite, there is very lots of hypothesis approximately Semiramis, Nimrod and her son and so on. there are a number of anti-Catholic communities who decide to think of that because of the fact of assumed parallels this someway proves that Catholicism is purely an extension of paganism. the internet is crammed with this defective innovations. Catholicism grow to be born out of Judaism. The Jewish human beings have been referred to as, by potential of God, out of their pagan ideals and worship of fake gods. it is common, as a result, that a number of the practices and rites would seem to have pagan roots. Pagan practices are in basic terms incorrect because of the fact they have been to the incorrect god, no longer because of the fact the acts themselves have been incorrect. Rites and practices contained in the worship of the excellent God are appropriate. examine the old testomony, animal sacrifices to the Egyptian gods angered our Lord, yet animal sacrifices to God overjoyed him. So we ought to allow for pagan practice to be the excellent act to the incorrect god. i'm married. If I passionately kiss a guy who isn't my husband, this is faulty. The act of kissing isn't incorrect, however the guy I chosen to kiss could make it incorrect. the comparable is going for the pagan practices, who they chosen to worship grow to be incorrect, no longer the quite act of worship. additionally God's plan for salvation grow to be laid out in the past the international grow to be even created. God knew and planned that Mary could carry Christ into the international, that she may be the mummy of the Savior. those issues ought to be prevalent and perceived early on, and it is not impossible that purely because of the fact the pagans worshiped the incorrect god in addition they have been given the mummy and son incorrect besides. there is likewise the very actual possibility that the thoughts surpassed down approximately Semiramis and so on. have replaced to compare the Christian tale. Mithraism is a sturdy occasion of this, it quite is assumed that by way of the years they replaced their ideals to repeat the Christian tale of Christ and the virgin delivery. it quite is complicated to handle all that would or would no longer be. we can't be attentive to for specific what the persons have been thinking on the time, or what they knew. I even have in lots of situations theory that 5000 years from now what assumptions historians could make approximately our society counting on what issues survived.
2016-11-04 04:48:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Mom, it is not my fault. The door can not be shut. Tell Daddy to fix it. I am no carpenter."
2007-12-20 16:07:55 · answer #6 · answered by OKIM IM 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now this is really cute. A nice play on words. Did you make this up? :>)
Rev. TomCat
2007-12-20 16:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by Rev. TomCat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mt. 12:46
46While Jesus was still talking to the crowd, his mother and brothers stood outside, wanting to speak to him.
47Someone told him, "Your mother and brothers are standing outside, wanting to speak to you."
48He replied to him, "Who is my mother, and who are my brothers?"
49Pointing to his disciples, he said, "Here are my mother and my brothers.
50For whoever does the will of my Father in heaven is my brother and sister and mother."
2007-12-20 16:08:39 · answer #8 · answered by Mosa A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Well, technically it was a stable, but that was still funny. And I think that is something all parents tell their kids, so I am sure she did.
2007-12-20 16:04:03 · answer #9 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know she said this
"He takes baths all the time, but he never seems to get clean. it's as if the water never touches him."
2007-12-20 16:01:58 · answer #10 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋