An 18-year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says: "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know now!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a red Ferrari stops in front of their house and a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and he explains: "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it's twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, well... what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father - who had remained silent - places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and says, "Then I reckon you'll just have to sleep with her again!"
2007-12-20 15:23:44 · 34 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Now THAT is funny.
LOL
Thanks i needed that laugh :) )
Have a Star! ✩
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2007-12-20 15:45:05 · answer #1 · answered by jessica 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
10/10 :-)
2007-12-20 22:54:58 · answer #2 · answered by i love anne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
Some people have all the luck!
2007-12-21 04:55:54 · answer #3 · answered by Betty B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dat is so funny hehehehe
2007-12-21 08:46:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. That's hilarious. Good find!
2007-12-20 15:26:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
An oldie but goodie!! lol ♥
2007-12-21 06:14:10 · answer #6 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! That's funny! Good one!
2007-12-20 15:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by buster 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha
l have a feeling it happens in real life. lol
10/10
2007-12-20 15:28:33 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-20 23:00:58 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2007-12-20 18:01:46 · answer #10 · answered by lanyon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋