More than 5 billion Zombies, can you believe it?
I am scared, please help me.
2007-12-20 14:53:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am going to assume waking up a zombie is similar to waking up my father (a Vietnam Vet with one continuing tick from his time in combat... he wakes up all at once and in a rather flamboyant flailing of arms and legs..)
As a teenager I found it quite humorous to send in unsuspecting friends to wake him up... I will never forget sending my friend and long time co-conspirator to all things trouble Chrissy... I said "Go in and wake my dad up dinner is ready." A minute later she came flying out of the family room like her hair was on fire... LOL
I always used a broom stick and the poke dad and run method of waking him up... It was less likely to result with me on my butt due to a chance encounter with an arm or leg... LOL
2007-12-20 15:12:46 · answer #1 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Force them to listen to one of Al Gores global warming speeches. Not even a zombie could sit through one. He would real quickly wake up and run as far away from the boredom as he can.
He might even head for a real-estate agency to buy up some cheep land in Antarctica before global warming drives up the prices. LOL I think I’ll go with him. Sounds like a good deal.
By the way, didn’t Al Gore use to be a zombie before he came up with his global warming scam?
2007-12-21 10:37:15 · answer #2 · answered by John M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Set an alarm clock, put it to full volume and hide it where the zombie can't find it.
2007-12-20 22:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by Murphy's_Law 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
zombies aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh wake me up when it's over i'll be under my bed
2007-12-20 23:11:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the Pepsi Max commercials look convincing.
2007-12-20 23:02:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And would you believe, in 65 yrs. I never seen one 'till I moved to Florida. I find that amazing.
2007-12-20 22:58:01 · answer #6 · answered by Bob H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree. Poking them with a stick seems to work.
Also, sneaking up on them when they're lying there to take their pulse to check to see if they're still alive will usually do it.
2007-12-20 23:30:12 · answer #7 · answered by Jess H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's in your head
in your head
zombie
zombie
Zombieeeeeohhhhhaaahhhh!
Hmmm, now that thats over with, I think is salt and salty food that caused them to wake up, remember who they are , and go back to their grave.
2007-12-20 22:57:16 · answer #8 · answered by blue chaos soɐɥɔ ǝnlq 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
fresh meat under their noses....duh....you know they hunger for living flesh. Will have them jumping like beans on a hot plate
2007-12-20 22:58:06 · answer #9 · answered by mowsermae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit dosing them with the drugs. They'll snap out of it in a day or two.
2007-12-20 22:56:13 · answer #10 · answered by Enigma®Ragnarökin' 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋