There is a religion on the Naked Mole Rat (NMR). He competes with the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM). Its background: Eternal creatures of everything except the things they didn't create.Their goal is total & utter domination! Plus some beer. Lots of beer. Their favorite food is Spaghetti Bolognase on toast with jelly. Their Arch Nemesis is the FSM/Anti-Rat Spray. Special abilties: sub-zero temperature rays, x-ray sense of smell, really big teeth, invuinerable to kryptonite unless thrown. The final twist to the story of Creation resulted on April Fool's Day, 187BC when the NMR kidnapped the FSM in his sleep. What is the NMR? Its a 20cm long, sausage-shaped pink thing. To join, you must hate and must not follow the FSM religion, you must eat spaghetti thinking you are eating part of the FSM (this shows total respect to you and the religion, and total disrespect to the FSM & its followers. You also have to worship the NMR.
2007-12-20 14:50:33 · 10 answers · asked by ZORRO 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
at least I know naked mole rats exist. I've seen them and held them.
Do adherents have to follow the same principle of reproductive division of labor naked mole rats follow? If so, it's not going to be a winner.
2007-12-20 14:55:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Remove Your Moles, Warts & Skin Tags in 3 Days
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2016-05-17 10:57:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Buddy, the FSM "DownLoaded" the "Earth".
I Saw in on the Computer Screen!
I wouldn't Mess with the FSM!
Too Pooooowwwwweeerrrrfull.
Dit========================to! ;)
2007-12-20 15:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by maguyver727 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kimpossible
2007-12-20 14:57:49 · answer #4 · answered by neil s 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
GREAT. Now all you have to do is put all this in your own graphic novel and you will be a millionaire. But you'd better copyright it fast. I just may steal your story.
2007-12-20 14:57:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds a little like the church of "Bob and Doug McKenzie" - expept with less Back Bacon and no touques ;);););)
2007-12-20 14:57:17 · answer #6 · answered by kr_toronto 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We have naked mole rats at our zoo.
2007-12-20 14:53:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, isn't that Charles Dawkins religion, which is nonexistent?
2007-12-20 15:01:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is up to your "choice"! If you choose not to believe, remember it was your own "choice"! It is not the NMR who sends you to hell, but it's you who send yourself to hell by your "choice"!
2007-12-20 15:03:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
NAKED MOLE RATS! tell me more!
2007-12-20 15:28:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋