2007-12-20 14:38:23 · 43 answers · asked by Suzy Q 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
when she went out for a morning walk in her
yellow rain coat..
timmy walked out and sad
S H IT.. I MISSED MY BUS!
2007-12-20 14:41:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
2007-12-20 14:42:46 · answer #2 · answered by sweetie p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She has her own gravitational field.
She's so big, the last time she went to the beach and lay down to sunbathe, a bunch of people started trying to push her back out to sea.
2007-12-20 14:41:51 · answer #3 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Mama is so big that she uses your bed as her maxi pad!
2007-12-21 01:52:49 · answer #4 · answered by raine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A door the size of a house had to be put in at the doctor's office for her appointment
2007-12-20 14:41:29 · answer #5 · answered by catsangel777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
i can finish
Yo mama is so big that when she walked past the TV, i missed the season
2007-12-20 14:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by thats right, im da best 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The last time she went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to drag her back into the water
2007-12-20 14:47:16 · answer #7 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Although my mom is slim and pretty, I don't mind if she goes big so suddenly. I think big mom is a symbolic of a holly cow, a work horse, and a strong female.
2007-12-20 14:44:20 · answer #8 · answered by Shelly S 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
she has her own zipcode, when she sits on a rainbow skittles come out, when she steps on a scale it reads " to be continued", the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale, when a waiter hands her the menu she says "yes please" and gives it back. Good?
2007-12-20 14:42:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
when she sat on the couch IT started crackin up!!
or
your mama so stupid she was yellin in a envolope tryin to send a voicemail!!
2007-12-20 14:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋