I found this and just for the fun value of number one it's funny.
PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets.
Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.
Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
"Ms." Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad male models.
Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for none of the credit.
Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made.
Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.
Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.
During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year olds.
2007-12-20 14:32:32 · 17 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha v good,,,,,,
2007-12-20 17:25:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Sounds perfect to me!! I don't think men could handle the hot flashes but we could definitely handle the 19 year olds. 19 is just a little to young for my likings how about 28? That would be cruel to take away your playboy pics.You can keep them by the power of me. lol â¥
2007-12-21 13:26:43 · answer #2 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a wonderful world it would be....
That was funny. Thanks.
My favourites were:
Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made.
Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.
Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.
I wish.
2007-12-20 23:40:13 · answer #3 · answered by SolarFlare 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Also medical discoveries would have geared towards women's health so no woman would have to have her breasts squeezed in a machine for a mammogram and any woman could choose if they want to bear their own children or use the incubator.
2007-12-21 13:40:38 · answer #4 · answered by Betty B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
men would save a fortune to buy more beer as the women would have to buy the condoms!
2007-12-21 06:40:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahhaaaaa......sounds like a brave new world to me...lmao
2007-12-21 07:48:04 · answer #6 · answered by smila 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And thats why women dont rule the world :)
2007-12-20 22:49:55 · answer #7 · answered by MICHAEL A 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I think that was the funniest thing I have ever heard.
2007-12-20 22:41:49 · answer #8 · answered by halloween.scream 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-21 07:04:51 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that's why they don't let women rule the world
2007-12-20 22:52:05 · answer #10 · answered by stupid 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
haha very funny
2007-12-20 22:38:58 · answer #11 · answered by AmericanGirl♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋