Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshields wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.
"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen. "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the **** off the Car!"
2007-12-20 14:29:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sister Catherine thought Sister Helen meant "Show him you're cross," being character. Being cross means being really rude I think... Something... but Sister Helen meant "Show him your cross" as in what Jesus died on.
~ khamani jonas (nick)
2007-12-20 14:37:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look for the subtle difference in Show him you're (you are ) cross (angry) verses Show him your cross (cross on a chain)!
2007-12-20 22:34:35 · answer #2 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she miss understood her ..like show him that you are cross
and shes like now your talking cus there is no more religous stuff
2007-12-20 22:34:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
trick or treat?its an english joke.
2007-12-20 22:34:09 · answer #4 · answered by astro9669 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
kinda stupid...
"show him your cross"... aka "show him you're crazy"
2007-12-20 22:33:51 · answer #5 · answered by Tiffany G 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋