An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2007-12-20 13:50:05 · 33 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was the funniest one I have ever read. HAHAHA!
2007-12-20 13:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by halloween.scream 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wrote it wrong. It can honestly be any blind type of person, and any strong type of others, and really any type of bar, but theres supposed to be only FOUR other people, so then the reply is "No....Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times"....get it? Oh well. Still, ROTFLMFAOPMSLOL for you.
2007-12-20 14:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by ツ Petar 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol! The Great Blonde kiddnap was tight
2016-05-25 06:04:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah, there was this joke that goes like
two blondes are trying to get their coverterble when they accidentaally left their keyes inside.
a blonde pulls the door and failed, the other one gets a chopstick and try to unlock it.
then one says, hurry, its raining, and the top is off.
2007-12-21 00:07:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the poor blind cowboy
2007-12-20 14:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by Lasagna delivery guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that a long time ago and glad to see it again. It is really funny. Good one. hahaha
2007-12-20 13:57:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke I've heard it before though. How come u put it up? Its not a question, but its a good joke.
2007-12-20 13:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by THE SNOW QUEEN OF THE WEST 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol I've heard one like that but a different version
2007-12-20 14:36:06 · answer #8 · answered by stupid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Never heard that before!
2007-12-20 13:52:56 · answer #9 · answered by Hazy Daisy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol. That's funny.
I thought he was just going to get jumped.
2007-12-20 13:53:41 · answer #10 · answered by Devan! 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋