One day three friend broke down outside a farmers home. No help could come untill in the morning so the farmer asked the guys if they would like to stay have a hot meal, and a warm bed they were welcome. There was only one rule not to touch his beautiful daughter. At 3:00am the daughter snuck into each of the guys rooms and fooled around. The next morn the farmer knew the guys had betrayed his trust so he told them to go ot into the field and pick a vegtable or he would shoot them!
The first man picks out a tomato, the farmer says ok now drop you're pants and bend over. OUCH the guy screams. Ok, next says the farmer. The second guy had a lettuce head, ok, now drop you're pants and bend over. The guy laughs as the farmer shoves the cabbage up his butt. The farmer says whats so funny boy, you like this kinda thing? No says the second man, but Frank is picking a watermelon!
2007-12-20 13:29:27 · 12 answers · asked by 420 4' LIFE 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! OMG!!! That would certaintly hurt!! LOL!!! That's a Good One!!!
2007-12-20 16:02:17 · answer #1 · answered by 24Special 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny, there is one with a 3 guys on a deserted island with natives who want to kill them if they dont comply. The first one was a tomato. The second one was a banana, and the thrid had a pineapple.
2007-12-20 13:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It works even though blondie has a sex change, it explains a lot - lol
2016-05-25 06:00:37 · answer #3 · answered by raye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Frankie goes to Hollywood!...:)
2007-12-20 13:40:53 · answer #4 · answered by charlesdclimer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okayyyyyyyyyy that was dumb lol no im serious you have to have better jokes like
a blind person can see this
a death person can hear this
and if u eat it u will die
what is it: nothing lol now thats funny
2007-12-20 13:49:06 · answer #5 · answered by mickeyc 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
HA HA! I feel sorry for Frank.
2007-12-20 13:39:40 · answer #6 · answered by Koizora~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-12-20 13:33:11 · answer #7 · answered by ^^ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-20 13:37:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats so funny " butt " yet so gay lol
2007-12-20 13:35:39 · answer #9 · answered by miss me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty funny right there....don't care who ya are....
Lol, I liked that one, thanks ^_^
2007-12-20 13:35:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋